Welcome to the homepage of the Cartwright family.

This is where you'll find news, photo's and all sorts of useless information about our family. What we like, what we hate, what we do and so on. It's all mean't to be a bit of fun really

If you don't take us too seriously, we won't have to take you to court!!

We hope you enjoy looking round the site, at the jokes and stories and comments. Have some fun

Never let your wife park the car. Have only one drink a day. When you are in trouble keep quiet and always follow the roadsigns!

Remember to drive it like you stole it, live every day as if its your last and if you sell double glazing, encyclopedias or decking, we already have all three!

Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're naked in church!